February 27, 2015 - Today’s class in first-world problems
consists of one multiple choice question (BTW, this is a 100% serious question,
my tone notwithstanding):
You have a morning off and you bike
into town to have a look around. When you are surrounded by children asking to
ride your bike and saying “apato!” (“white person”) and, not infrequently,
“apato, give me money!”, you should (circle all that apply):
a) Smile, redirect them, and play.
They’re just kids, after all
b) Give them money – you
have a lot more of it than they do
c) Don’t give them money – no one
really likes being a beggar, and it’s best not to encourage it
d) Let them have a spin on the bike –
they’re just kids who want to ride a bike, for Chrissakes
e) Don’t let them ride your bike – if
one does, everyone will want to, and you’ll be there for hours.
f) Don’t let them ride your bike –
it’s way too big for them, and what if one of them got hurt, then you’d
probably be fired and also subject to a local justice system that you know
nothing about and that might land you in a heap of trouble (you’ve seen the
prison right down the road from where you live, after all)
g) Don’t let them ride your bike, and
wipe it down with chlorine at the next opportunity – they might have Ebola!
h) Smile and say hi and carry on –
you’re here for a legitimate reason, after all, and everyone has a right to
take a trip downtown
i) Next time you have a morning off,
stay at the camp – all you’re doing in town is exciting envy, an ugly feeling
no one likes to feel
j) Next time you have a morning off,
go back into town – it’s a global world now, there’s no turning back, and
contact and communication are good
k) Next time you have a morning off,
do whatever you feel like doing – if you imagine the little commotion you
caused in town had any significance in the overall days of the people you
encountered, you're dreaming
l) Once you are back home, put some
work into finding an organization that is doing good, helpful, generous,
committed and integrated development work here and give them a large
contribution
m) Once you are back home, never come
back here again unless there is another health emergency – the history of the
West in Africa is a horrific tale of brutal exploitation, and there is no
reason to believe we’re doing that much better now
n) Once you are back home, think long
and hard before you come again – tourism dollars generally stay with a small
elite, and just lead to increased exploitation and environmental degradation
for everyone else
o) Once you are back home, start to
plan your next vacation trip here – the beaches are beautiful, and tourism
dollars help pump up the economy for everyone
p) Once you are back home, start to
plan your next vacation trip here – it’s a global world (see j) and we might as
well start getting to know one another
q) Once you get back home, never go
anywhere more than 50 miles from your home ever again – given the changes to
the climate and the planet, no one should be flying anywhere, ever, unless
there is an overwhelming need
r) Remember what you learned the
first time you went to India: Just because people’s lives look different than
yours doesn’t mean they enjoy them any less than you do. Aside from instances
of dire poverty (to the point of malnutrition and homelessness) and/or critical
health problems, there are probably just as many happy people, depressed
people, angry people, positive people, peaceful people here as there are back
home. Get over yourself
s) Other:
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The best answer is probably a – but
anyone who has been reading this blog probably realizes by now that I’m too
anxious to do that very well! Given that, my answers are probably:
Wholeheartedly: c, e, h, k, l, n, and r. Less certainly: i and m. And I think
about f and g, but try not to go down the road of that kind of hypothetical
fear, if I can avoid it (that way madness lies).
And then there is q, which seems to
me unimpeachably true, but which I have not found, and do not see myself
finding anytime soon, the willpower to honor (see Elizabeth Kolbert’s wonderful
writing on this subject, most recently in her New York Review of Books essay on
Naomi Klein’s global warming book*).
I’d really love to know what others think.
* 'To draw on Klein
paraphrasing Al Gore, here’s my inconvenient truth: when you tell people what
it would actually take to radically reduce carbon emissions, they turn away.
They don’t want to give up air travel or air conditioning or HDTV or trips to the
mall or the family car or the myriad other things that go along with consuming
5,000 or 8,000 or 12,000 watts. All the major environmental groups know this,
which is why they maintain, contrary to the requirements of a 2,000-watt
society, that climate change can be tackled with minimal disruption to “the
American way of life.” And Klein, you have to assume, knows it too. The irony
of her book is that she ends up exactly where the “warmists” do, telling a
fable she hopes will do some good.'
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2014/dec/04/can-climate-change-cure-capitalism/?insrc=toc
i have to read all of your new posts, wes, but the one i looked at now was this multiple choice one. these questions always come up for me too in less developed countries, and they did on our recent trip to jamaica. in the particular situation that i was in, i chose b)--and in fact, making that choice was a big part of what i got out of the trip. (though again, different situation). was it the right decision? i really don't know. thinking back, i think i didn't handle all of it completely correctly and there factors i don't know about. but interested that b and d didn't seem to ultimately make the cut on your possibilities list. do they just seem off the wall to you? curious on anything you want to say about it.
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